Monday 10 December 2012

HYPNOTISM? NO, GREED or FEAR!

My people, this is another real life stuff happening in town o...Abeg read, comment and share...

I have heard stories from "Very Close Pals" of haven been duped by so-called hoodlums who hypnotize people. I have wondered within myself the cause of their been duped...GREED or FEAR?

Actually, I strongly believe that these guys do not cast A SPELL on any individual whatsoever, all they do is feed their imaginations which could either be filled with fear or GREED (in most cases).

In view of this, I'll be writing about 3 stories...

The First happened just last week to a friend of mine...the story goes thus...

Omo during the usual early morning hustle in Lagos, a friend of mine was going to work and decided to take those unmarked cabs that usually ply the inner routes in Lagos. 2mins after he boarded, a conversation ensued between the driver and a woman in the cab:
Driver: "abeg who get that box wey dey booth"
Woman: Na my own
Driver: Madam, why u go carry dat kain money dey enta inside my car, i go carry u go police station o!
Woman: Ah, driver no vex. I no even know say na money dey inside, na my madam wey die & people begin dey pack things for house, na so I come carry dis box
Driver: Ehen, I dey carry u go police station now
Woman: Driver please, no do like dat. Abeg make una help me beg am (she turns to my friend and 2 other guys in the car)
My friend and others: Abeg driver, nor do like dat na. Please free the woman, leave am.
The driver responds...
Driver: The only way I go leave this woman na if she share this money ($150,000) with evribodi for this car.

A serious argument ensured...then...

Woman: Okay, we go share am but to comot d money, we need to find person wey go do small incantations bcos my madam bin use small juju lock d box.
Guy 1: Madam, i know one baba for area...but we need to hide the main reason of how we take get d box or else d baba fit report to police...

They all go 2 d baba's place...After explaining a fabricated story to the baba, he responds...

Baba: Why una dey lie...
Baba then states everything that happened and how the woman got the box, then baba says he'll help them but will charge N190,000. To this, the first guy agrees to contribute N100,000, the second agrees to contribute N50,000 then they all asked my friend to bring the remaining contribution...

Wait, make I laff small (HAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA). Una know why I dey laff? My guy thought to himself "O boy, atleast at all at all I go get like $20,000 which nor be small thing. Haaaa, Baba God, thank you for this opportunity". Idiot of a guy, Oloshi - Ole - Buruku, Greedy ass guy...ehen, make I continue the story jor....

My guy quickly dropped the first stash of cash which he had planned to use for the day's business (this was after he had done a cost-benefit analysis), after which he was asked to go hustle for more. My guy called every of his debtors in Nigeria asking for his money (God save am as nobody bin answer am). After he had tried all, he then called his brother who then gave him his last cash, which my guy took to them.

The Baba den asked them to come by 2pm of the same day. He returned by 2pm.

By 2pm, baba said they should return by 4pm (by dis time, my guy eye neva still clear o! LMAO...Shit aint funny sha). By 4pm, baba said they should come back the next day (my guy was having high-hopes still). He got home and explained to a close padi (of how he would be N2m rich by the next day) who told him "O boy dem don dupe u"!!! My guy, screamed "EWWWWW"....Haaaaaaahaaaaahaaa! By then, it was already too late plus he was advised not to go back to the place...kkk, lemme free the story...

Lessons from this story...
a) don't be tempted to reap where u did not sow
b) never listen to or contribute to conversations of that nature that don't concern you
c) kindly request to come down from any vehicle as soon as they begin a convo like that
d) greed will make you poor
e) don't be afraid to share your experience with friends and learn too from other people's experiences
f) Learn to keep your defenses. Never allow people capture/feed your imaginations...
g) Parents should learn to keep valuable things safely locked, and the keys should be hidden from their children.


so sorry, I cannot share more than this "one story" now bcos as i don too type, my hand dey pain me. Well, here's what happens to younger people:
These guys use elements of fear telling them stuff like "people want to kill them or members of their families". Then they ask them to go bring stuff like money or valuable things so that they could either pray for them or help them protect their family members. They even collect all their personal effects on the spot and ask them to go home and bring stuff of value to complete the particular requested sum. After which they ask them not to tell anyone else they or member of their family will die (imagine na)...with this one only, their victims can go on for days without telling anyone...

Some of them even go as far as giving their victims their phone numbers and transport money to go home and bring stuff...Please note that in some cases these IDIOTS monitor their victim for days before they approach...they could even go as far as telling their victim some stories about them which could seem true (for younger ones), in most cases they ask their victims questions first, gather information about them, then BANG!!! Feed their imaginations with much info...

Catching this people for me will be very easy. People should just form like they have fallen mugu, collect their numbers, collect "transport money"from them and then go and report to security officials who will them lay an ambush for them and BAMMM!

Please let's all be wise, this stuff has no particular season. Let's shine our eyes and run away from GREED...last of all, don't be afraid cos NOTHING DEY HAPPEN!

Parents, please speak boldness into your kids and always caution them about talking to strangers. Kindly report any of such cases to the Nigerian police...

Kidnapped...Professor Kamene Okonji, Mother of Ngozi Okonji - Iweala.

These guys are at it again...See gbege o!

Kamene Okonjo, the wife of His Majesty, Professor Chukwuka Aninshi Okonjo Agbogidi, the reigning Obi of Ogwashi-Uku kingdom, was kidnapped Sunday at about 1:30 pm at the Obi’s palace at Ogbe-Ofu quarters in Ogwashi-Uku by eight gunmen who stormed the palace in two Audi cars.

It could not be immediately ascertained if security men were at the palace when she was kidnapped.
Delta State police public relations officer (PPRO) Mr. Charles Muka says: “Yes, we [police] have got the information on the kidnap and we have also got information that will lead to the arrest of the hoodlums”.

According to a dependable source, the woman, who is a trained medical doctor and a professor, was pushed into one of the Audi cars and driven to an unknown destination.

The source, who pleaded anonymity, said security agents have been drafted to the palace for fear of the unknown.

A senior police officer in the State, who also pleaded anonymity, added that massive manhunt has commenced to rescue the Queen of Ogwashi-Uku.

Well, I know their intention is to HAMMER this Christmas, but God will disappoint them!

Tuesday 4 December 2012

The 2012 Masturbation Contest...18 and above please!

Good day peeps!

I was going through a website and my eyes beheld this "MASTURBATION CONTEST"!!!! I thought to myself, "what is this life turning into"??? I bin wan post my heartfelt comment there but I jus bone make I nor curse everybody for the settings...

Anyway, kindly read the below...

It's tempting to say everyone in this contest is a loser -- no matter who finishes first.

However, the organizers of China's first World AIDS Day Masturbation Contest say they're just celebrating HIV risk-free sexual freedom, according to Shanghaiist. (celebrating HIV risk-free sexual freedom? This people must be possessed with sexual demons!!! Oloshi people).

The website dubbed the Dec. 1 contest a "Wankathon," though it should not be confused with San Francisco's annual Masturbate-a-thon.

Sex toy manufacturer Aihuirun.com sponsored the event, but there was no full-frontal nudity (una for show una genitals na, oni ranu oshi!!!).

The ten male participants wore masks (imagine na, wearing mask to hide their shame) and hid their genitals with orange buckets that would later reveal the fruits of their labor. To keep enthusiasm up for the contestants, scantily clad models danced around with sex toys and blow-up dolls, Shanghaiist reports.

Watch video here:


The current World Record holder of the "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" is pornstar Sonny Nash, who pleasured himself for an impressive 10 hours and 10 minutes in May, 2012 (the guy sef dey boast. Of all things to hold record na 4 dis one na).


...People dey tire me o, how can u be competing in a masturbation contest? How can somebody even sit down and think of a contest like this? The next thing we'll see now, e go be sex contest!!! Oloshi people full everywhere. May God save us from all this rubbish! One thing you must understand is that this world is coming to an end with all sorts of crap everywhere. Jesu!!! Let's all be careful sha!