Good day peeps!
I was going through a website and my eyes beheld this "MASTURBATION CONTEST"!!!! I thought to myself, "what is this life turning into"??? I bin wan post my heartfelt comment there but I jus bone make I nor curse everybody for the settings...
Anyway, kindly read the below...
It's tempting to say everyone in this contest is a loser -- no matter who finishes first.
However, the organizers of China's first World AIDS Day Masturbation Contest say they're just celebrating HIV risk-free sexual freedom, according to Shanghaiist. (celebrating HIV risk-free sexual freedom? This people must be possessed with sexual demons!!! Oloshi people).
The website dubbed the Dec. 1 contest a "Wankathon," though it should not be confused with San Francisco's annual Masturbate-a-thon.
Sex toy manufacturer Aihuirun.com sponsored the event, but there was no full-frontal nudity (una for show una genitals na, oni ranu oshi!!!).
The ten male participants wore masks (imagine na, wearing mask to hide their shame) and hid their genitals with orange buckets that would later reveal the fruits of their labor. To keep enthusiasm up for the contestants, scantily clad models danced around with sex toys and blow-up dolls, Shanghaiist reports.
Watch video here:
The current World Record holder of the "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" is pornstar Sonny Nash, who pleasured himself for an impressive 10 hours and 10 minutes in May, 2012 (the guy sef dey boast. Of all things to hold record na 4 dis one na).
...People dey tire me o, how can u be competing in a masturbation contest? How can somebody even sit down and think of a contest like this? The next thing we'll see now, e go be sex contest!!! Oloshi people full everywhere. May God save us from all this rubbish! One thing you must understand is that this world is coming to an end with all sorts of crap everywhere. Jesu!!! Let's all be careful sha!
I was going through a website and my eyes beheld this "MASTURBATION CONTEST"!!!! I thought to myself, "what is this life turning into"??? I bin wan post my heartfelt comment there but I jus bone make I nor curse everybody for the settings...
Anyway, kindly read the below...
It's tempting to say everyone in this contest is a loser -- no matter who finishes first.
However, the organizers of China's first World AIDS Day Masturbation Contest say they're just celebrating HIV risk-free sexual freedom, according to Shanghaiist. (celebrating HIV risk-free sexual freedom? This people must be possessed with sexual demons!!! Oloshi people).
The website dubbed the Dec. 1 contest a "Wankathon," though it should not be confused with San Francisco's annual Masturbate-a-thon.
Sex toy manufacturer Aihuirun.com sponsored the event, but there was no full-frontal nudity (una for show una genitals na, oni ranu oshi!!!).
The ten male participants wore masks (imagine na, wearing mask to hide their shame) and hid their genitals with orange buckets that would later reveal the fruits of their labor. To keep enthusiasm up for the contestants, scantily clad models danced around with sex toys and blow-up dolls, Shanghaiist reports.
Watch video here:
The current World Record holder of the "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" is pornstar Sonny Nash, who pleasured himself for an impressive 10 hours and 10 minutes in May, 2012 (the guy sef dey boast. Of all things to hold record na 4 dis one na).
...People dey tire me o, how can u be competing in a masturbation contest? How can somebody even sit down and think of a contest like this? The next thing we'll see now, e go be sex contest!!! Oloshi people full everywhere. May God save us from all this rubbish! One thing you must understand is that this world is coming to an end with all sorts of crap everywhere. Jesu!!! Let's all be careful sha!
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