Friday 12 October 2012

GAY zone...A FRIEND's Experience!

GAY Peeps, GAY Zones, GAY Controlled Businesses...A Friend's experience!

I know this might sound shocking to some peeps, while to others it will sound like something familiar...they'll be like "come on man, this is old school"! Well, I'll share a friend's experience with you this moment.

Friday 4th October was a very memorable day in the hearts of so many Nigerians...The ALUU4 story. Meanwhile as that was going on in the eastern part of Nigeria, somewhere in Ejigbo Lagos, my friend (Segun) got a call from an old time business paddy from a year ago (unfortunately business didn't go well for my friend at that time). To cut the long story short, my friend who is into diesel sales supply (was very broke on that day) suddenly got a call from this so-called paddy (let's call him Tunde for the purpose of this story) to come meet him up at a popular fast-food restaurant around Bode Thomas area of Surulere for discussions on some diesel supply. Omo, as a guy wey owu dey hold, Segun quickly changed all plans for the day, thanked Oluwa for the opportunity and rushed down to Surulere. When he got there, he exchanged pleasantries with Tunde over a bottle of drink whilst Tunde quickly shared the business proposal with Segun. After this, they left immediately for 3 companies where Segun submitted his proposals and was told they will revert back to him by Monday.

Segun being very happy and surprised was very thankful to Tunde. As they left the last place, Tunde offered to buy Segun some food and drinks somewhere around Surulere too. As they drove down to the so-called joint (believe me, the place has no name), Tunde began to tell Segun that this was just a little business and that there is indeed more to come. Wow, Segun kept on saying "thank you Oluwa".

They got to the place, nice cozy place, well hidden on an axis in Adeniran Ogunsanya Surulere, with people gisting and chatting sha. Tunde ordered for drinks and fortunately for Segun, he just said he wasn't gonna take anything (he said he didn't feel like sha).

As Tunde sipped on, he started telling Segun about some of his ogas who are very handsome, popular and rich (Oil, Banking, Entertainment Big Boys...I nor wan call names abeg) and how he loves children and deals with fine boys only (my friend even mentioned me to the maga guy cos the guy said he was into events). Suddenly, Tunde told him he likes his shoes and asked him to raise his trouser up so he could see the shoe. Upon raising his trouser up innocently, Tunde said to Segun "U've got nice legs", Segun replied "thanks". Then Tunde went on on how his uncle invited him to a gay party (which he didn't know of and said the whole "Shoe raising incident" was performed by his uncle...

To cut the long story short, Tunde then said to Segun "I will like you to be my boyfriend" (Shet, my hommie Segun was shocked, though he didn't show it), he then went on to say he will give my friend N1million if he agrees to his offer and that by December of this year, his life will change because he will have good contacts and make good money from them. He also asked him to please visit him at home that he wasn't going to have sex with him, they will just cuddle and kiss. Segun who was terrified, immediately looked around and realized he was in a GAY bar.

Tunde went on to explain to Segun how he will have to leave his church and follow him to his own church in ALLEN, Ikeja, a church of fine young rich men heavily connected. He persuaded him continually until Segun said "no problem" (this was in an attempt to end the conversation quickly and take off). Tunde immediately started calling Segun "my sweetie" and went on to introduce him to some of his so-called friends on phone (infact he called a popular musician and a bank MD whom Segun spoke with). He even told him that people he sees driving good cars and stuff do things..."no be evribodi wey dey chop something wey pipu dey know, na only doz wey chop nor clean mouth well pipu dey catch". EVIL!!!

Segun was now becoming restless and had to send an sms to a friend to keep troubling him with calls in an attempt to say he had a meeting and run off. Infact he even told Tunde he was going to a popular christian Camp on Lag-Ibadan Expressway so that the maga will leave him but he proposed to follow him (as his new found love). But Tunde started to explain to Segun how he used to be a strong minister in church and how he knows the church and bible well (omo, Segun fear die).

Based on the fact that he had agreed to visit Tunde in his home on Sunday (6th October), he took his leave.

As Segun was on his way home, he thought to himself "MY LORD, thanks for the eye-opener...I will rather take it slow and steady and wait for Your blessings than live in a life of misery with a ruptured asshole"

Lesson from this story: NEVER envy those you see driving around town with HUGE beautiful SUVs and Saloon cars, you never know what they do or have done to get to that level. Last week the story of a man who parked his jeep in Ikeja, came out, went naked, pooed in his hand and chased people around with the poo was everywhere. Babes, bring your eyes down and focus on the GOOD LORD not the GOOD LIFE.

So many people are living in beautiful miseries because of the devilish things they get themselves involved in/with. Take life easy and keep pushing forward, with God's blessings and favor, you will get there someday. THE FASTEST ROUTE isn't always THE BEST ROUTE, PLEASE BE PATIENT.

Finally, Tunde's getting married soon to a WOMAN! Sure he will give his wife late night excuses when they get married...eventually, she'll be miserable and may begin to keep a man outside her marital home.

Tunde still calls Segun till date...

A true life story!

1 comment:

  1. This is Nice and Interesting story! People should learn from it. This life is turning to something else. I remember when i almost followed one guy to a Native Doctor just to be rich but i sat down and remembered the kind of family i came from suddenly a voice told me never to try it or else i will die. I thank GOD for my life today and he has blessed me. The boy i met in the Camp that wants to take me to the Native Doctor is Dead. GOD is wonderful, I know am not holy but i will never stop worshiping and praising GOD Almighty.

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